Normally I care little to none about being "cool". However since I am so awsome and many people need to work harder to be this awsome, I decided to help you out. I know many of you probably wonder how I am as cool as I am. Would you like to know the "BIG" secret? It' s actually really simple. First and foremost, do not follow trends. Nobody cares, they die in a few weeks and you only lose money. Don't buy stuff like hollister and aeropastel. It's such a stupid waste of money. They're just shirts people!! Second, Don't pierce anything too be cool. It looks ok on some people but never ever pierce yourself or get a tattoo because you want to "fit in". Third no matter what anyone says stick to what you like. If you like classical don't stop listening to it because people say it's lame. If you love to read, then read and forget everyone else's opinion. Fourth, don't be afraid to express yourself. Everyone makes mistakes, that's natural. But it's less noticable if you just keep going and don't dwell. If you're more outspoken people will definantly like you better. No one likes mumbler, and I know because I am one. Fith, don't brag too much when you win or do well. Nobody likes braggers. A little bit is fine, maybe even expected but don't overdo it. Sixth, don't lie to your friends. They hate it and it only makes people angry. It will disearn everyone's trust and you will be alot less cool. Seventh, don't smoke. As cool as it may look it really is lame. You smell bad, cough all the time when you get old. Spit up black gunk and feel just awful. Believe me my co-worker experiences this all the time. Eight, don't drink either. I'm not saying to never touch acohol. Just don't overdo it. Don't think you're cool because you drink. You're not. You do stupid stuff when you drink, you kill your liver, and you make a fool of yourself. Nine, never ever pressure someone into doing something. Bug then until they beat you, fine. But don't force them with blackmail or any crap like that. They will hate you for it and people never forget your faults only your pluses. Ten, rember to think of yourself highly. Don't over do it and become conceaded. But don't underestimate yourself either. Well there you have it. Ten ways to be as cool as I am. There's a few more. But I have given you more than enough to think about.

posted by nezumigraverobber @ 7:52 PM

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